true story. (noir as hell)
[the old days]
when i'm looking back, i can see now that everything started with "Girl Battle Hentai Super Blast" and my urge to get my hands on some 15 buks, this were supposed to be my One Last Job before retirement to peaceful honest life.
[the hidden truth]
i knew that if i reverse that boobs jiggle physics from the game, that could once and forever change the human knowledge on how the boobs jiggle, wikileaks reports that these physics were primarily developed by darpa for the u.s. army, but where too dangerous to use in real wars. the project was closed, but stolen later by north korea to be used in this game.
[the danger]
back then, the forum thread for gbhsb was sabotaged by some unknowns, rumor said that they were payed by the government, to discourage anyone who has the balls to make any kind of reversing on this game. i knew, that once i step on this road, there will be no way back, but i decided that the risks are worth, even if there are some hidden threats from the shadow governments that secretly rule the world.
[the inception]
spending a few nights in the dark, disparately trying to break the encryption i felt that something is fishy here. searching for answers, i infiltrated some secret conspiracy groups in the internets, and consulting their security experts, i found that what i need is a aluminium foil hat. i ordered two on amazon, but they warned me that commercial aluminium foil hats can't be trusted(viva la paranoia). i was suggested to use only AFH constructed by myself (
instructions here). after wearing the anti-psychotronic defense device i felt the difference immediately. but the game's encryption where so good that, even with the hat, i couldn't do much.
[the revelation]
i realized that the clue is in the name of the game itself. of course: "Girl", "Battle", "Hentai" and "Super Blast", all of these are what a real man should achive in his life. the last one is the toughest one(coz it implies psychokinesis). after spending the rest of my life training the limits of my body and mind, all my chakras are finally open and the ether of the universe flawlessly flows through, it's like i almost found the answer to life / the universe / and everything. the time has come fellas, i know that i'm ready for that super blast thing... now step aside, “I’M A’ CHARGIN’ MAH LAZER”:
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p.s. though i can fire lasers now, i still don't know how that can help me find the xor key... any help with that?